I love my family so much. We missed Christopher and Laura so much that we decided to write down all the funny things that we said just for them. So here is a short list. It is impossible to capture them all because we are just too funny :) They might not be funny to you out of context, but tears were shed in much laughter or the past couple of days.
1. I date lots of "girls."
2. Bring him here and I'll take his arms off for you.
3. What can we do to him? He just needs to snap out of it.
4. She has 2 cats and 1 dog.....how do you survive?
5. How do you have that convo? Put more chapstick on and you'll know.
6. Brenda's nickname is the body snatcher. It's not exactly her name, it is what she does.
7. He knew we would have a bucket for all of his arms.
8. I'm sorry I missed that. Gavin's face was hurting.
9. I don't want your cup. Your pregnant and I don't want to catch it!
10. She doesn't have a uterus....neither does your dad.
11. I hate sties....I used to live in one.
12. When the delirium begins to set in, the card games become the funnest.
13. Your telepathy is going this way so she didn't hear anything.
14. Stink you!
15. I was totally touching you during a large portion of last night.
16. Your mucus doesn't seem to be coming out yet....we've got a boogger sucker.
17. Mucus kinda like attracts you...Well she likes to pick my nose.
18. If you're gonna suck, suck good.
19. Did your braces do that to you? No...I've always been that way.
20. And they pee when you plug their nose!
21. That's the first time I've had a sheep in that area.
22. Do you need me to touch your leg to equalize your temperature?
23. She called herself a mule. Do you know what else a mule is called?
24. He was climbing me like I was a mountain. That didn't do anything for my self-esteem.
25. We can't do fish faces if we smile.
26. Where did your bottom lip go?
27. My face is twitching.
28. I really like your reindeer....you can have it....I really like your computer too :)...
29. I popped its head off and its just not the same.
30. I'm excited.... Is that what that face says? Looks more like your constipated.
31. No one even says that part. Who even knows that that is a part?
32. I should write that down too....or we should just record it.
33. Your stench has lingered....or maybe it is just your B.O.
34. How could you not help it....have you been doing your kegals?
35. So that's what you do those for!
36. I can't believe I chose you!
37. You are coming home with me dismembered reindeer!
Over all the week at home was a great one!